| My name is Maxwell. Most know me as Max, and a few call me Coffee, Lord Valentine, or The March Hare. I can be childish, fun, open-minded, professional, nonsensical, and warm-hearted. I can also be unenthusiastic, resistant, insensitive, cynical, clingy, withdrawn, hypocritical, cold, and harsh. I'm an oxymoron and a double-entendre. I fancy myself to be witty and fun to be around. I'm attracted to many different types of people. I try to get the most out of my existence. And my pancakes are edible. |
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Apocatropolis Chapter IIThe light in the hallway pierces right through my eyes and into my brain like a spear made of lava. I squeeze my eyes shut and rub my temples. Ramona sighs unsympathetically. "You gotta stop drinking, Dimitri," she says disapprovingly. "Hey, I can stop any time," I retort. "That's what they all say." "No, seriously, I could," I say, "It's just that overcoming my addiction, getting sober, and having to face the world while not slowly killing my liver is kind of a bitch compared to not having to feel." "That's no way to live," she replies morosely. I laugh sarcastically. My head throbsApocatropolis Chapter II
by ~Bizarro2346
Internal Regulation FailureSometimes you get to a point where you can't figure out what's going on, even though you're the driving force behind it all.Internal Regulation Failure
Sometimes you get yourself into a self-regenerating rut that consumes almost everything.
Sometimes you say "I wish someone would help me out of this", but realize that if anyone tried, you'd just reject them.
Sometimes you're not entirely sure what to do with yourself when you get like that.
Sometimes you're not entirely sure if you can do anything with yourself.
Sometimes... you just aren't sure who you really are anymore.
by ~Bizarro2346
Like Watching A Love FilmOr, "In The Tree- A ZachxNoah fanfic"Like Watching A Love Film
It really was like watching a love film! Except it wasn't exactly how I pictured it. Or really like I pictured it at all. Or even remotely close to it. In fact, I almost wish I didn't bother with it. But here I am now and I'm gonna tell all of you all about it!
Okay, so those of you who don't know me, I'm Lillie, and I'm not sure why you're listening to me, but that's okay, cuz it's a super fun story! Okay, so you know that Zach kid? Kinda punk or emo or goth or whatever? Always wears black and red, dark hair, a little on the skinny side, but still really hot? Yeah, so I like had
by ~Bizarro2346
Napkin HolderSo, most of the time I just have junk piled on top of me. Hidden from view on a messy, messy table, in a messy, messy room; that's my lot in life. I don't even have napkins most of the time. So I sit there, useless and ignored, every hour, of every day, up until someone finally goes out to buy napkins. Then, I am refilled and left in a room where no one eats. But I'm not ignored every day. Occasions like Thanksgiving and Christmas roll around, and I always get really excited. The whole family getting together, eating together. So when the holidays pop up, I let myself feel a little smug. "Can't ignore me now, eh? Gonna need some eNapkin Holder
by ~Bizarro2346
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- Interests: Oh.... you know.... stuff.
- Favourite movie: Merlin, I Am Legend, The Dark Knight, No Place Like Home, Perfume, I'm a Cyborg (But That'
- Favourite band or musician: Freezepop, Lemon Demon, Koji Kondo, Elaine Comparone
- Favourite genre of music: All kinds!
- Favourite poet or writer: Lewis Carroll
- MP3 player of choice: Sansa Clip (But mine ran away)
- Favourite game: How can you ask me that TT__TT
- Favourite gaming platform: PSX, Game Boy, Nintendo64, Gamecube
- Personal Quote: "But... more than our socks are wet."
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Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI.
[link] <-EPIC
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"Why is a raven like a writing desk?"
"Define irony; Bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash. "
"There is little consistency in the English speaking world for names of fried potato cuttings."
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Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI.
[link] <-EPIC
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so this is your maverick
this is vienna
-the fray-
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"Why is a raven like a writing desk?"
"Define irony; Bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash. "
"There is little consistency in the English speaking world for names of fried potato cuttings."
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so this is your maverick
this is vienna
-the fray-
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I'm looking for sick thrills!!
my dA: [link]
I'm a juggalette & I'm runnin with my hatchet for life mothafackos.
JC+KW=true love
I'm only wacked out on certain ocasions.
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"Why is a raven like a writing desk?"
"Define irony; Bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash. "
"There is little consistency in the English speaking world for names of fried potato cuttings."
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I'm looking for sick thrills!!
my dA: [link]
I'm a juggalette & I'm runnin with my hatchet for life mothafackos.
JC+KW=true love
I'm only wacked out on certain ocasions.
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'!everybody knows that life can be wonderful!'
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